The influence of gaslight or electric light on the growth of paraheliotropic trees

Some strange ad on MSNBC with white lettering — hipsters with polaroids don’t be ordinary or bland in other words don’t be so mayo — miracle whip hipsters? the hip sandwich? we won’t turn it down? who are the ad wizards who came up this one?

(google thinking thinking)

Youtube Comments say:
It’s a condiment, not a lifestyle.

I say:
Hipster Yuppies Go HOME Go HOME