The influence of gaslight or electric light on the growth of paraheliotropic trees

Johnny Appleseed, eternally eighteen inside his wrinkled aging body-suit, his sack of apple cores slung low over his back — walking the hills and valleys of the Great Western Valleys, the long vistas of the Ohio River Valley — and at night, flesh in hand, spreading his seed general over the cold rich quiet land.

Grown men quoting Sun Tzu to each other while they give each other handjobs under the table.